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O-O (Updated with a picture)Story time!Alllllllrighty everyone! Time for a story! But first a story to preface the story.Many moons ago, whilst browsing the blog section of a website I was a journalist for, I had stumbled upon an entree from a internet acquaintance regarding his copy of Halo 4, and how Amazon (or competing company--I don't remember who he had bought it through) had yet to deliver it to him. One or two weeks after the initial launch of the game, he was understandably quite frustrated with the company. Where was his copy? Why hadn't they delivered it yet? Why was Master Chief left to float around the galaxy in the butt piece of Forward Unto Dawn? These answers and more were left dangling in a passing breeze due to the lack of coordination of one company. Being a Halo connoisseur myself, I understood his pain. I am a pretty big fan of the series (I somehow even managed to get an unprovoked happy birthday from Halo's multiplayer announcer o
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Royal Duties (Alternate Version)This was recently brought to my attention, and I lol'd quite wholesomely. For that reason I thought I would share it with you. I don't know who actually swapped the text out though.
I just kind of felt like writing tonight.Last June I moved to an apartment by myself. Growing up I lived with my parents, and then when I moved out I had some friends that I lived with for just about four years. But at this particular moment I have me. Only me. Just. Me.Everything in my field of vision is mine--something that had previously been false. Home life had always been a shared experience thus far. Not anymore though, it would seem. Unless you count my cat. I suppose that I count my cat.Living alone is nice. In my humble opinion at least. It's empowering knowing that you are capable of doing it. Although it can get a bit lonely, I've even found myself talking to myself every so often to break the silence. I actually think I'm just thinking out loud, and have just become self-conscious about the thought of becoming a crazy person.Another problem I've encountered exclusively while living alone is tha
Applejack is a Vine-Chopping Double-Airplane.Think for a second about the nearly impossible amount of strength it would take to cut a living vine the thickness of a small tree with something as dull as a window without being able to build any momentum.Alright, let’s do this.Applejack exerted a certain amount of psi onto a large vine and broke it. How much psi can Applejack generate without a sweat?We’ll work in SI units in this exercise.One pascal (SI unit of pressure) is N / m^2 N = newtons of force appliedm^2 = meters squared where pressure is applied.Let’s first find how many pascals the windowframe first exerts on the vine because of gravity.N = 9.8 (the gravitational pull of the earth).A dull window would have a large area exerting force, compared to a sharp, small edge. Various window measurements from Hom
Discorded ReviewSeason 4 Episode 1 and 2 of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: The Discorded ReviewBy Tuni Peace Not only was it awesome for Discord to be in the first two episode's of the season, but his entrance was delightful and true to his character. Even the intro had Discord as an Easter egg in Fluttershy's cottage window!His jokes were sharp, playfulness and sly character in tact from the last time we saw him. Twilight instantly accused him of the events going on in Equestria.Discord play's coy, reminding them that he is reformed and their friend. Thi
Keep calm and flutter on - Alternate endingOnce the six of them arrived at Sweet Apple Acres, it turned out that things were a lot worse than they'd originally thought it would be. There had been bad floods before, but this was on a whole other level. The water was so high now that Applejack's family had to get around by way of makeshift boats they'd made out of large wooden buckets. They were all doing what they could, but it was clear that this situation wasn't going to get better anytime soon. A sentiment that Applejack herself now voiced."I've never seen the floodin this bad. They've built dams around here before, but never like this. What's goin on?" She asked.The five ponies, Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Rainbow Dash, all stood on a nearby hill, looking down at the devastation the floods were causing. Further down the land, where the beavers had built their unusually extensive dams, Fluttershy, still bearing her elements, was hovering above the nearest dam and was trying to speak to one of the beavers. Mo
distance thinks of suicide and stretch marksI am finally half a year behind in the past,I thought it would never last, the futureis never near, never here,and you, my dear, youare too fast, too crude when you disappear.see, you've pioneeredinvisibility to the point of massinevitability;I never see enough and seemto pass you by; I lookmore than I overhear, butI've heard you've come nearto permanence the way I haveto patience. I no longer godoor-to-door with reluctance, I don'tsmell for dead gladioli ortaste the air for a hint of the scentin your hair, I'm justlistening carefully for the papery tremblingof a white flag. but you've wrappedyourself in newspaper headlines,whispering life into my ears as if theywere a sacrifice, a burden on yourpart but I was one to conform to lifebecause you're still breathingin your heart.you had once told me that your eyesstung with a vengeance you weren't guiltyfor, and I responded with a kindness justas alienated as yours. you still whisperedlife a burden and hoped t
burn with mei would love to squeeze a storyout of your tongue onone of our mornings out; i'd belet inside like quicksand. see, youdon'treally havea choice.i would love to actwithdrawn with you, pretensionsizzling at the burn of ourpaper cigars, riding boulevardupon boulevard on a bicyclefueled with acrylics. i wouldlike it if you didn'tcrumble into an oceanic coma;your lungs can takeonly so much stress.i digress, lover, orfriend if you haven't sparkeda bonfire in your eyes for meyet. i heard i'm a great catchfor wanna-be poets; they findmy sp2-hybridized figure, the holyvessel of Eve'schildren. nevermind how we lost Edento that.or perhaps, lover-friend,I think they're right in finding mea traitor without knowing. i keeplosing my breath, seei'm sure sodid Eve.she must have grown weed in Hisbackyard and didn't share;do you think He'd go far enoughto stone us for touching, waitwhat was I talking about?right!right,can we run out of sipsfrom the Laskins' cellar
chi-squaredyou fold pomegranate bitsand iceberg lettucein careful origami turns--bite.i have welcomed the slantof your kindness with continuityand consistency,crashing my dormant wavesagainst the cerulean coastline of my spine.you foundthe slur in my gait and the hiccupin my reasoning so off, you asked if i waslooking too deeply into questionsand highlighting wrong answersor resuscitating the comatosein her small town caffeinatedsmirk.truth is, i have only beenspeakingspeakingspeaking my stutter away,practicing conviction untilthe face-flush interrobanggives me away; therewill come a timewhen i will consensuallyembrace your indigo indifferencebut tomorrowis not that timeand today is a bulliedcasualty.if you couldfold me in unsuitedpaper ornaments, myirony may settle to existas coincidenceso that we - herand i -may remain a chance;a meeting ofnosignificantreason.
I was studying in the physics hall and thenI asked for a red penbut she gave meblue.
Applejack is secretly working for Google.I realized why I didn't like Applejack at all during today's episode. ...She reminded me of something....Something sinister.7 by Foxy-NoxyNO. STOP THAT. STOP THAT YOU SECRET GOOGLE PLUS EMPLOYEE.QUIDDIT.I by Foxy-NoxyAlright, I'll quit spamming journals at you now.