Twas the night before ponies, when all through the fandom
Not a brony was stirring, the premier soon to come.
The laptops were set to streaming sites with care,
In hopes that Twily and her pony friends would soon be there.
The bronies were nestled all snug in their beds,
While the message--love and tolerance echoed within their heads.
It would seem that these last six months, have taken a century,
We only want our ponies friends--so kind and cutesy
A few hours later, my mind was at rest,
But ponies were still present, which one was best?
Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, maybe lovely Rarity,
Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, or even Derpy.
I sat and I pondered that last question there,
For each pony I love, to prefer one just seems unfair.
This decision is not simple, I surely cannot decide,
For they all have strengths and weaknesses, the last one, walleyed.
Magic abound, Twilight enters the scene,
Celestia's student, the most capable she has ever seen.
To Ponyville she went, to study the magic of friendship,
Lifelong lessons she's learned with her newfound kinship.
Rainbow hues, streak through the skies above,
Awesomeness and radicalness, is her greatest love.
Being loyal, however, is what she values most,
Although in the heat of competition, she does tend to boast.
Party cannons, cupcakes, and confetti sneezes,
Pinkie Pie's laughter, and completely random phrases.
You'll hear her around town, as she often breaks into song,
If you've heard it before, she'd love for you to sing along.
Lady Rarity, in her Carousel Boutique,
is the most generous of all--so very chic, manifique.
She's renown in the world of glamour, suiting all with style,
She'll make you something great, staying within your taste all the while.
Working the farm, you'll find faithful Applejack,
If anypony needs a helping hoof, AJ won't look back.
From dusk 'til dawn, she'll get the work done,
Never slacking a second, a real workhorse, I reckon.
Of all the ponies, one is naturally more kind,
She'll care take all of your needs, without paying it any mind.
Fluttershy is a bit quiet, sure; introverted, yes,
Don't let it fool you though, she can handle herself in times of high stress.
Only a few short hours until our friendship will be renewed,
Come tomorrow morning they'll be here freshen up our mood.
A short season it may be, but do not let this be a fright,
Happy premier to all, and to all a good night!
That premier was majorly satisfying.